The simplest explanation is that you are a Philistine.

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But, don’t despair,
The goal of becoming a true art connoisseur is not beyond your reach.

Many have achieved excellent results by purchasing one or more authorized James Stanley Daugherty Fine Art Prints, placing them about their home or office, and letting the mystical vibrations of the art permeate their space. As each piece sets up a cosmic art force field, they can re-align your art vortex and subtly transform you into one of the aesthetic avant-garde. Don’t be surprised when your friends and coworkers start deferring to you on complex matters of art and taste. You will be the final arbitrator on such questions as Motet vs. Manet, Burnt Umber vs. Burnt Sugar, and what is appropriate half time entertainment. Order today. Operators are standing by.

If all else fails, maybe you should simply accept the fact that some of us are just destined to a life of mediocrity.